About Me

Pseudo-intelligent. Happy-Go-Lucky. Occasional introvert. Semi extrovert. Loves to eat but incapable of gaining weight. Sweet-toothed. Failure of a socialite. Failure as a hikkikomori (basement-dweller). A wannabe paradox.

weekEND!!

Oh hey, it's me again. Just thought I'd stop by to check up on my blo...OMG!! CBOX SPAMMED WITH REPLIES!! I guess I am popular after all!
those voices inside mai head: no your not...otaku.;_;

In any case, expect a lot of posts over the next few days. I should have lots to blog about. If I don't deliver leh then I'm probably hyper busy lor. swt.

But for now, you guys probably heard that Rita came to town rite? What you didn't?! Fail!
Go directly to JAIL. Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200.
If you did read it or at least rolled a double then sally forth!

Well, I bet you're curiosity has been piqued eh? Your inquisitive nature has been whetted no? Just what did these two cheeky rascals do during the weekend to amuse themselves? Admit it, your life cannot continue without first satisfying your keh-poh streak. Well, I shall dally no longer. I shall, as they say, let the Felis catus out of the bag.

Saturday
We mostly spent our time walking around the city, shopping, lollygagging etc till dinner time. We then spent the later half of the day looking for a place that serves spaghetti because Rita had a craving for it. Unfortunately, though we were in a westernised modern city, stringy Italian goodness managed to escape our rumbling tummies. Fuming mad, we wandered randomly into some basement/lower ground food court located in Chinatown which my Grandad and I frequented so many times before. Still infuriated at the lack of clichèd (copied off John's blog) Italian food, we went up to the nearest store and carefully placed our randomly picked orders. 1 Singaporean Fried Mee and 1 Pork Rice something = almost AUD20 == RM50 (Holy ****!). Even more incensed, we stormed off lovingly back to Rita's hotel where I was forced to

Sunday
Checked out at 11-ish. Was bored wondering what to do. Both of us were still livid from yesterday's rip-off/lack of spaghetti. This time, I refused to go on without first tasting the glorious taste of what is known to mortals as spaghetti. With great determination, we scoured the cityscape, looking high and low for our elusive meal. Finally! After 30 great long minutes of searching, we located our prey. You'd think that we'd tuck in straight away after all that trouble yes? Well, surprisingly we didn't. Instead for another 15 mins, we just camwhored. Yes, even I did! GASP! I took pictures of the pasta, Rita, pasta again, Blue Drink (it's blue!), Rita, Rita with Blue Drink(which is blue in colour) etc. RIP $monies$.

After brunch, we kinda floated around again. Unexpectedly, we found ourselves going down a lift. All of a sudden, zombies started attacking us! Quick as a flash, both of us pulled out our Mini Uzi SMGs and let lose a volley of lead. But wait! No time to rest as another wave of brain-eaters marched towards us. Wave after wave came, thousands of magazines spent, hours after hours we pushed on, moving ever closer to the Goldman Building. Unfortunately, we both were killed in the foyer of that building by some levitating magicman known as The Star. Unperturbed, we decided to rape...i mean race each other (sry but the 'p' and 'c' keys are soo close to each other. LOL). This time, she cosPlayed as a princess and I was a mushroom. Fungi FTW! We shot loudspeakers at each other, bombs, banana peels, basin pans too. Oh what fun. In the end we both tied 4-4 I think.

If anyone can figure out what the previous paragraph was about then You win 100 points! Seriously

After that whole incident was over, came the time for us to part. Don't really wanna talk bout this. It was a sad moment indeed. But no need to fret because they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

Look! We did find spaghetti! wO0t!

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Oh Hai!

It's kinda sad that even though I've got like 5 drafts waiting in the wings, only 2 of them ever got published. Believe me, i do regularly think up of posts for my blog but somehow they rarely get past the drafting stage, eventually getting deleted. Reasons this happens is probably because of my laziness and procrastinating attitude. Though this may be my general attitude toward everything else in life (I'm working on changing this, honest!), in this particular context, my procrastinating streak is further aggravated by the fact that my computer's Internet connection is sooo fucked up!! God, it's so annoying. *RAGE**RAGE**RAGE*

I can always work around this problem by using my bro's comp conveniently placed beside mine but in order to do so I gotta shoo him away and can never bring myself to tear him away from his comp while he's searching for pron. Just kidding. We're not like that. Lol.

Well, on the off chance you may actually be concerned about how I'm doing here, I'll just sum up my current life here in one word. COLD! Today marks the 10th day into winter and I'm freezing my b*** off here. I even had to break out the long sleeve shirts i wore once a year in Malaysia. Still, the weather here is much more "interesting" than Malaysia's hot & wet/dry weather. If the local weather was personified, Malaysia's weather would be a simple-minded hot (literally) girl who's dry for one half of the year and wet the other. (I'll leave that to your imagination). Australia's weather would be a indecisive biatch that can't make up her mind if she wants to be hawt or give the cold-shoulder. With her in charge, you could actually experience a extremely cold morning and a relatively warm noon. It's particularly frustration in the winter especially if you leave the house all decked out in winter gear (gloves, scarf, thick jacket, long-sleeve shirt, etc.) then in the afternoon, you pay for your careful preparations by sweating like hell. T.T

Edit: Warning! Reports of a few wild profanities have been received. The management would like to ensure guests that there is nothing to be afraid of and is working to prevent future reoccurrences.

Also, wanna know what last night's temperature was? 6°C! Not even a blanket + quilt was enough! Tonight, I'm gonna hafta sleep with three layers. T.T

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Here's to you...

Most of my friends would probably agree with me when I say that I'm not the type to to type long mushy post about my feelings even for someone dear to me. In fact most would say that I'm not the type to post any posts at all. I guess most guys are like that (I'm talking about the mushy post thing). Ever so often however, there are times that a guy would like to do something special for his someone special. Even though it's not much anyway, i would still like to proclaim my love to the most important woman in my life *currently*....I am of course talking about my mother! (sry Rita but mother comes first..especially today). So to Mother who art thou in Malaysia which feels like Heaven since Hellboys are in Australia, this first son of yours would like to wish you with all my heart a

Happy Mother's Day!

Though here we live in a house,
There we had a home to call our own.
The responsibilities that I had (though rarely do),
Now feels like chores to be done by the freeloader.
Rules of the house that once seemed acceptable,
Have know become heavily enforced laws.
What privacy I once had,
I wish I could enjoy as frequently here.
Over here I'm merely alive,
But over there I had a life.
Now this has less to do with living with strict grandparents,
But more to do with living without our loving parents.
So though we may be LIGHTYEARS from perfect,
Without a doubt we all know how lucky we are.
Though it may not be much,
I hope that via this “poem” of-sorts,
This truly thankful and definitely undeserving son of yours,
would like to express his heartfelt feelings to both his parents.
Mom and Dad,
From Daryl, Henry and Geoffrey,
We Love and Miss You Very Very Much!

I am unsure whether mah & yeh should read this. I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything.
If the *currently* word worries you or anything, don't worry. That's just a joke. Don't take it too seriously. lol.

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Goodbye Malaysia!!

Most of my friends probably noe this aldy but for the benefit of those who don't...
I'm leaving Malaysia forever tomorrow!!
In fact our flight will be departing at 10pm, 18th Jan 2009. That'll be the date I leave ~18yrs of my life behind and start all ovr again...in a foreign country. Worse of all, I'll be arriving on a Monday!! I'm not fond of Mondays.

In retrospect, i should've posted a whole lot more blog posts. I've so much i wanted to blog about like about my trip to HK, my PSP, outings with frens and GF but i've been super bz these past few weeks...lotsa procrastination to be done.

Did you know?
Packing 18yrs of your life into a suitcase is not as easy as it sounds.

HAIZZ..there's so much i'm gonna miss! Where else in the world do you hv to beg taxis to take you to your destination? Do the Chinese in Aus pepper their conversations with profanities as much as we do? Who will replace the inconsiderate smokers who so eagerly pollute my air and invade my personal space? Despite its many many many shortcomings, Malaysia still is a very nice country and i luv it. Not enough to keep me here though.

meh! 2 l8 4 dat now. That's all in the past! Time for my future to begin!
Goodbye my beloved Malaysian friends! If any of you ever come down to Sydney, feel free to drop by my place at Bexley. Assuming of course you have food & lodging all taken care of. I don't want any leechers! Sayonara Pasar Malams and Mamak stalls! Good riddance frustrating internet connections! Hopefully the more dependable internet connection will encourage me to blog more! Don't count on it though. Here I come Australia! Land of beaches, beer and BBQs! Of course Rita will be waiting for me there too. Guess i won't be needing an adjustment period after all! Wo0t!
Signed,
Most Loyal Defector..

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X:\C_Algo_Prog.c

#include stdio.h
#include math.h

/*
the html code used here means that I can't put the
<> braces around the stdio.h and math.h
initilization. Sry FIC nerds.
*/

int main(void)
{
char understand;
printf("Do you understand this?");
scanf(" %c", &understand);
if(understand=='n' || understand=='N')
{
printf("that's ok. It's a nerd thing.\n\n");
}
else
{
printf("\nDon't worry, scientist are gonna reach a");
printf("breakthrough.\n");
printf("They'll find a cure for you eventually.\n");
}
printf("\nDe arimasu!\n");
printf("\n~Yuki Nagato is not amused by your");
printf(" bullshit~");

return(0);

}


Do you understand this?
If no then that's ok. It's a nerd thing.

If you do, well then.
Don't worry, scientist are gonna reach a breakthrough.
They'll find a cure for you eventually.
De arimasu!

~Yuki Nagato is not amused by your bullshit~

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