About Me

Pseudo-intelligent. Happy-Go-Lucky. Occasional introvert. Semi extrovert. Loves to eat but incapable of gaining weight. Sweet-toothed. Failure of a socialite. Failure as a hikkikomori (basement-dweller). A wannabe paradox.

weekEND!!

Oh hey, it's me again. Just thought I'd stop by to check up on my blo...OMG!! CBOX SPAMMED WITH REPLIES!! I guess I am popular after all!
those voices inside mai head: no your not...otaku.;_;

In any case, expect a lot of posts over the next few days. I should have lots to blog about. If I don't deliver leh then I'm probably hyper busy lor. swt.

But for now, you guys probably heard that Rita came to town rite? What you didn't?! Fail!
Go directly to JAIL. Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200.
If you did read it or at least rolled a double then sally forth!

Well, I bet you're curiosity has been piqued eh? Your inquisitive nature has been whetted no? Just what did these two cheeky rascals do during the weekend to amuse themselves? Admit it, your life cannot continue without first satisfying your keh-poh streak. Well, I shall dally no longer. I shall, as they say, let the Felis catus out of the bag.

Saturday
We mostly spent our time walking around the city, shopping, lollygagging etc till dinner time. We then spent the later half of the day looking for a place that serves spaghetti because Rita had a craving for it. Unfortunately, though we were in a westernised modern city, stringy Italian goodness managed to escape our rumbling tummies. Fuming mad, we wandered randomly into some basement/lower ground food court located in Chinatown which my Grandad and I frequented so many times before. Still infuriated at the lack of clichèd (copied off John's blog) Italian food, we went up to the nearest store and carefully placed our randomly picked orders. 1 Singaporean Fried Mee and 1 Pork Rice something = almost AUD20 == RM50 (Holy ****!). Even more incensed, we stormed off lovingly back to Rita's hotel where I was forced to

Sunday
Checked out at 11-ish. Was bored wondering what to do. Both of us were still livid from yesterday's rip-off/lack of spaghetti. This time, I refused to go on without first tasting the glorious taste of what is known to mortals as spaghetti. With great determination, we scoured the cityscape, looking high and low for our elusive meal. Finally! After 30 great long minutes of searching, we located our prey. You'd think that we'd tuck in straight away after all that trouble yes? Well, surprisingly we didn't. Instead for another 15 mins, we just camwhored. Yes, even I did! GASP! I took pictures of the pasta, Rita, pasta again, Blue Drink (it's blue!), Rita, Rita with Blue Drink(which is blue in colour) etc. RIP $monies$.

After brunch, we kinda floated around again. Unexpectedly, we found ourselves going down a lift. All of a sudden, zombies started attacking us! Quick as a flash, both of us pulled out our Mini Uzi SMGs and let lose a volley of lead. But wait! No time to rest as another wave of brain-eaters marched towards us. Wave after wave came, thousands of magazines spent, hours after hours we pushed on, moving ever closer to the Goldman Building. Unfortunately, we both were killed in the foyer of that building by some levitating magicman known as The Star. Unperturbed, we decided to rape...i mean race each other (sry but the 'p' and 'c' keys are soo close to each other. LOL). This time, she cosPlayed as a princess and I was a mushroom. Fungi FTW! We shot loudspeakers at each other, bombs, banana peels, basin pans too. Oh what fun. In the end we both tied 4-4 I think.

If anyone can figure out what the previous paragraph was about then You win 100 points! Seriously

After that whole incident was over, came the time for us to part. Don't really wanna talk bout this. It was a sad moment indeed. But no need to fret because they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

Look! We did find spaghetti! wO0t!

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